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suddenly, I'm having second thoughts

We're still going 'round with the lovely waste of flesh who tried to run me over with his truck last April.  My lawyer assures me he's doing all he can, and I DO believe.

Well, did.  Then I got his latest newsletter/ad thingy.

I'm trying to convince myself that he's doing a riff on Stephen Colbert.  I hope this is a failed attempt at irony....or something.

I'm gonna end up paying for all of my medical bills, aren't I?

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howlin_wolf_66
Jan. 31st, 2016 01:03 pm (UTC)
Hope your lawyer can get justice for you. *hugs*
mac_arthur_park
Jan. 31st, 2016 02:16 pm (UTC)
Either that or hire to me do his mailers, because...this? No. Back away from the Photoshop, dude.
gonzo21
Jan. 31st, 2016 01:36 pm (UTC)
Wait... that's your lawyer?!

Like, seriously?

Yeah, you're pretty much boned.
mac_arthur_park
Jan. 31st, 2016 02:15 pm (UTC)
Yes. Yes, it is.

I am so screwed.

gonzo21
Jan. 31st, 2016 02:17 pm (UTC)
Hutz: Oh uh. We've drawn Judge Schneider.

Marge: Is that bad?

Hutz: Well, he's had it out for me after I kinda ran over his dog?

Marge: You did?

Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son."
odosonata
Jan. 31st, 2016 03:43 pm (UTC)
Zoh my god- this isn't a joke? Also, bowties are cool except in this case.
mac_arthur_park
Feb. 1st, 2016 01:36 pm (UTC)
You know, I had second thoughts on the first consultation when he walked in in a seersucker suit, wingtips, and a bowtie.

I really need to learn to listen to my gut.
odosonata
Feb. 2nd, 2016 09:04 pm (UTC)
Sounds like he is just missing the hat...

http://www.museumreplicas.com/p-2559-plantation-hat.aspx
anwyn_elfmaiden
Jan. 31st, 2016 04:02 pm (UTC)
i hope the guy gets what he deserves....
liminal_space
Jan. 31st, 2016 05:51 pm (UTC)
.....perhaps we could view this as a true representation of his fierce determination and gumption? maybe?


*sigh*

you want to find some "Law 101" books and represent yourself? we could study them together and then we'd be a legal team.

or something.

mac_arthur_park
Feb. 1st, 2016 01:37 pm (UTC)
I'm starting to give that serious thought.
notodette
Jan. 31st, 2016 05:54 pm (UTC)
I...this...I...what?????


OMG, forget being run over. Your lawyer has killed me ded.
meowmensteen
Jan. 31st, 2016 06:23 pm (UTC)
I think he's trying to represent justice, but it looks more like a mockery of justice. That's not even a fucking bald eagle.
arielstarshadow
Jan. 31st, 2016 06:52 pm (UTC)
Oh dear.
kita0610
Jan. 31st, 2016 06:59 pm (UTC)
I'm gonna let my icon speak for itself here.
coyotewoman
Jan. 31st, 2016 08:08 pm (UTC)
This is just horrible, but... do a google search and see what his success rate is. Verify for yourself that he really did pass the bar association and has good standing with them and the BBB. Then take a deep breath and try to look past his... whatever this ad is. My disability lawyer was a slimy creepy weasel - I met him after meeting the paralegal who was doing 90% of the work. I was really worried, but weasel or not, we won. His paralegal really knew his stuff, the lawyer pulled all the stops out during the hearing and put on a different persona... and it worked.

You could also back up his work with some witchy justice work of your own... as long as you're asking for justice and not revenge, your karma is in the clear.
lorigami
Jan. 31st, 2016 08:14 pm (UTC)
wow I hope that is a joke.
ancarett
Jan. 31st, 2016 08:27 pm (UTC)
Um. Um.

There is not enough facepalm in ALL the world to respond to this image.
mac_arthur_park
Feb. 1st, 2016 01:38 pm (UTC)
Let me just say how glad I am that he doesn't see a dime unless I win.
jaelle_n_gilla
Jan. 31st, 2016 08:46 pm (UTC)
Gah, really? Oh... I hope he spends as much time on your case as he does on photoshop...
coconuthead
Jan. 31st, 2016 10:00 pm (UTC)
Um...wow?
slipjig
Feb. 1st, 2016 01:21 am (UTC)
...

*blink*
opakele
Feb. 1st, 2016 03:34 am (UTC)
Interesting choices...

I hope it all works out.
poniesandphotos
Feb. 1st, 2016 04:11 am (UTC)
Wow.

Yep, that's all I got. Wow.
wherdafux_d_cat
Feb. 1st, 2016 02:52 pm (UTC)
Yikes. That's almost worth mailing back to him with a note along the lines of, 'This is not exactly inspiring me with confidence in your professionalism or legal prowess.'
millysdaughter
Feb. 1st, 2016 04:56 pm (UTC)
ummmm
twissie
Feb. 1st, 2016 06:36 pm (UTC)
...... there must be a very amusing clients from hell story to go with this image. I hope.
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