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suddenly, I'm having second thoughts

We're still going 'round with the lovely waste of flesh who tried to run me over with his truck last April.  My lawyer assures me he's doing all he can, and I DO believe.

Well, did.  Then I got his latest newsletter/ad thingy.

I'm trying to convince myself that he's doing a riff on Stephen Colbert.  I hope this is a failed attempt at irony....or something.

I'm gonna end up paying for all of my medical bills, aren't I?

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mac_arthur_park
Jan. 31st, 2016 02:15 pm (UTC)
Yes. Yes, it is.

I am so screwed.

gonzo21
Jan. 31st, 2016 02:17 pm (UTC)
Hutz: Oh uh. We've drawn Judge Schneider.

Marge: Is that bad?

Hutz: Well, he's had it out for me after I kinda ran over his dog?

Marge: You did?

Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son."

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mac_arthur_park
The fucking YARN FAIRY!

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