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suddenly, I'm having second thoughts

We're still going 'round with the lovely waste of flesh who tried to run me over with his truck last April.  My lawyer assures me he's doing all he can, and I DO believe.

Well, did.  Then I got his latest newsletter/ad thingy.

I'm trying to convince myself that he's doing a riff on Stephen Colbert.  I hope this is a failed attempt at irony....or something.

I'm gonna end up paying for all of my medical bills, aren't I?

lawyer

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odosonata
Jan. 31st, 2016 03:43 pm (UTC)
Zoh my god- this isn't a joke? Also, bowties are cool except in this case.
mac_arthur_park
Feb. 1st, 2016 01:36 pm (UTC)
You know, I had second thoughts on the first consultation when he walked in in a seersucker suit, wingtips, and a bowtie.

I really need to learn to listen to my gut.
odosonata
Feb. 2nd, 2016 09:04 pm (UTC)
Sounds like he is just missing the hat...

http://www.museumreplicas.com/p-2559-plantation-hat.aspx

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mac_arthur_park
The fucking YARN FAIRY!

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