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when your uterus rolls a d20

Obviously, there is some (non-graphic) cis female stuff about to follow.   Feel free to skip.

I know I'm in the early stages of menopause, but 14 DAYS between cycles!?!?!?  Seriously?   Where's my nice lunar cycle?  Where's 28 days?

Gah.

That *does* explain the sore boobs and my desire to antagonize people on FB.  And the obsessive listening to John Denver's Greatest Hits.

What?  We all have our vices.

It was a nice, quiet weekend.  Sometimes you need to just risk your butt taking root on the sofa, cuddle, and eat delivery food.

But I am STILL not happy with my body.

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xo_kizzy_xo
Feb. 1st, 2016 02:57 am (UTC)
Ack, I remember those days :( Mine would boomerang from roughly 14-18 days to over 30 days then to maybe 10 days, 14 if I lucked out. I always had stuff on me just in case it decided to make a surprise appearance.

The good news is that it eventually evens out and the intervals start becoming longer...and longer...and longer...

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