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when your uterus rolls a d20

Obviously, there is some (non-graphic) cis female stuff about to follow.   Feel free to skip.

I know I'm in the early stages of menopause, but 14 DAYS between cycles!?!?!?  Seriously?   Where's my nice lunar cycle?  Where's 28 days?

Gah.

That *does* explain the sore boobs and my desire to antagonize people on FB.  And the obsessive listening to John Denver's Greatest Hits.

What?  We all have our vices.

It was a nice, quiet weekend.  Sometimes you need to just risk your butt taking root on the sofa, cuddle, and eat delivery food.

But I am STILL not happy with my body.

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zimon66
Feb. 1st, 2016 03:18 am (UTC)
I (pushing 50) had a few months of no periods with occasional little hot flashes. Then back to regular shark week.

Rarely had problematic periods, and got nicer and prettier while on them. When menopause finally kicks in full time, I seriously believe I will be a FUCKIN GODDESS!!!

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