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when your uterus rolls a d20

Obviously, there is some (non-graphic) cis female stuff about to follow.   Feel free to skip.

I know I'm in the early stages of menopause, but 14 DAYS between cycles!?!?!?  Seriously?   Where's my nice lunar cycle?  Where's 28 days?

Gah.

That *does* explain the sore boobs and my desire to antagonize people on FB.  And the obsessive listening to John Denver's Greatest Hits.

What?  We all have our vices.

It was a nice, quiet weekend.  Sometimes you need to just risk your butt taking root on the sofa, cuddle, and eat delivery food.

But I am STILL not happy with my body.

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mac_arthur_park
Feb. 1st, 2016 01:42 pm (UTC)
Not even a remote chance. I have an IUD, and I'm fairly certain the spousebeast is sterile. I mean, he's a 55 year old tomcat and never managed to get anyone pregnant? I think his hardcore partying days killed those little swimmers long ago.
changeling72
Feb. 5th, 2016 08:17 am (UTC)
Very possibly!

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