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There are some things you just shouldn't ask me.

Makeup tips.  How to walk in heels.  The proper way to prepare an artichoke.  Just not my skill set.

Another of these is lingerie.  The ex was all about it--hell, it was pretty much mandatory--and one of the first things I did when we split up was burn EVERYTHING.  (Pro tip:  Walmart lingerie is fucking flammable.  Stay away from candles!)

An old college buddy hit me up for advice today.  She's in a new-ish relationship (+/- 6 months) after being single for about a decade and wants something to "knock his socks off."

I hemmed and hawed, offered the usual suggestions, and got the dreaded, "Well, what do you wear?  I mean, what is something that just drives him wild?"

*sigh*  If her man doesn't find a Kiss 'Destroyer' tank top and black lace boy shorts sexy, I don't know what to do...

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eacole72
Feb. 13th, 2016 01:05 am (UTC)
I'm guessing La Perla isn't in the budget...

mac_arthur_park
Feb. 13th, 2016 12:45 pm (UTC)
Actually, for her, it might be.


I'll pass that along. Hopefully they have express shipping?
eacole72
Feb. 13th, 2016 02:00 pm (UTC)
I know Nordstrom's carries them, too, if there's a Nordie's nearby.

I've put my hands on it but I've never tried it on. It's good stuff, soft and very pretty, designed to be actually worn, not just displayed for few minutes. I just can't justify $245 for a bra.

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