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There are some things you just shouldn't ask me.

Makeup tips.  How to walk in heels.  The proper way to prepare an artichoke.  Just not my skill set.

Another of these is lingerie.  The ex was all about it--hell, it was pretty much mandatory--and one of the first things I did when we split up was burn EVERYTHING.  (Pro tip:  Walmart lingerie is fucking flammable.  Stay away from candles!)

An old college buddy hit me up for advice today.  She's in a new-ish relationship (+/- 6 months) after being single for about a decade and wants something to "knock his socks off."

I hemmed and hawed, offered the usual suggestions, and got the dreaded, "Well, what do you wear?  I mean, what is something that just drives him wild?"

*sigh*  If her man doesn't find a Kiss 'Destroyer' tank top and black lace boy shorts sexy, I don't know what to do...

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an_su
Feb. 13th, 2016 12:46 pm (UTC)
It's kind of taking things blindly anyway, each person's preferences are different... She should know her boyfriend better than you can guess :))
mac_arthur_park
Feb. 13th, 2016 12:59 pm (UTC)
I think she's building this up as the BIG SEX weekend. That never ends well.

Heck, he might not even like lingerie (and might feel like he's supposed to). I was stunned when Kent told me he really doesn't like it and to just wear it if *I* like it.

Which would have been nicer if I'd known after four hours on a plane wearing a thong and thigh high stockings....
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