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I'm on a train with a sleeping spousebeast, listening to Voltaire and swigging Diet Mountain Dew and vodka.

Why, yes.  As a matter of fact, it IS my fucking vacation.

And I haz new bathing suit!  Olivia heard me stressing about finding mine, and showed up with this cute black and white with red piping number.  It has a halter top and a flirty skirt and, as she said "was meant for someone about six inches taller than I am."  Which, conveniently, I am.

I've looked at the agenda for Con Carolinas, and there is so much cool stuff that there will be precious little time, but I WILL get in that pool.  I haven't been swimming in forever.  I think doing a few dozen laps would go a LONG way to shake off the last bits of Happy Acres.

Kent was funny this morning.  "Are you packing your black tanktop?"  "No.  Why?"  "Well, you're wearing The Blouse."  "And have I EVER worn a tank top under that?"  "Your biggest goal in life is for Voltaire to see your bra, isn't it?"

Well, duh.

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spikesgirl58
Jun. 2nd, 2017 04:40 pm (UTC)
Have an absolutely freakingly wonderful time!
adoptedwriter
Jun. 2nd, 2017 06:20 pm (UTC)
Alcohol n Dew! I love Hillbilly cocktails! (TBH I have Mello Yello Zero and Chi Chi's Skinny Margarita goin' on right now!) Cheers!
corellian_sugar
Jun. 3rd, 2017 12:48 am (UTC)
Have a great vacation! You so deserve it!
corellian_sugar
Jun. 3rd, 2017 12:48 am (UTC)
Have a great vacation! You so deserve it!
communitybee
Jun. 3rd, 2017 07:33 am (UTC)
Hope you are enjoying your vacation.
tjoel2
Jun. 3rd, 2017 03:54 pm (UTC)
Diet Mountain Dew and vodka, yikes! Not too sure about that.....
tjoel2
Jun. 3rd, 2017 03:54 pm (UTC)
Diet Mountain Dew and vodka, yikes! Not too sure about that.....
gneu
Jun. 4th, 2017 10:45 am (UTC)
"Diet" and "Mountain Dew" just don't seem to fit in the same sentence together.
dimity_blue
Jun. 5th, 2017 11:05 am (UTC)
I hope you have an amazing time.
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