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Sep. 5th, 2018

Back in the day, when the Sperm Donor used to go on deployment, my mother would put a few pranks in his footlocker.

I had a moment today that--DAMNIT!!!---I realized I'm pranking the spousebeast's luggage for the annual Fantasy Football Draft Weekend That Is Actually Four Days.

I.  Am.  Not.  Amused.  With.  Myself.  I am *not* my mother.

On the upside, the spousebeast finds this stuff hilarious.  He seems to almost look forward to what inappropriate shenanigans I have figured out this year.

Never marry a former standup comic.  It makes you up your game.  And buy plastic lizards.  *shudder*


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Sep. 6th, 2018 02:09 am (UTC)
Plastic lizards? I shudder to think!
Sep. 6th, 2018 02:35 am (UTC)
Hehe... if you have someone who enjoys that kind of thing, it can be fun to surprise them.

Did you see my post a while back about the toilet seat?
Sep. 6th, 2018 05:18 am (UTC)

Very life like plastic lizards, I hope!

Sep. 6th, 2018 03:09 pm (UTC)
Sep. 6th, 2018 06:35 pm (UTC)
ah you are NOT your mother!
You are an appreciated Lizard Lady!
Go You!
Sep. 6th, 2018 07:16 pm (UTC)

My day like this came when I was scrubbing the sink while talking to my mom on the phone and the cat decided to sniff the comet. I started yelling at the cat and my mom went into hysterics bc it is exactly how she yelled at us growing up when we did something extremely dumb.

Sep. 7th, 2018 01:41 pm (UTC)
Is it bad that I'm really amused by this?
Sep. 8th, 2018 10:11 pm (UTC)
lol ! I think it's quite hilarious too ! Specially to witness !
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