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Sep. 5th, 2018

Back in the day, when the Sperm Donor used to go on deployment, my mother would put a few pranks in his footlocker.

I had a moment today that--DAMNIT!!!---I realized I'm pranking the spousebeast's luggage for the annual Fantasy Football Draft Weekend That Is Actually Four Days.

I.  Am.  Not.  Amused.  With.  Myself.  I am *not* my mother.

On the upside, the spousebeast finds this stuff hilarious.  He seems to almost look forward to what inappropriate shenanigans I have figured out this year.

Never marry a former standup comic.  It makes you up your game.  And buy plastic lizards.  *shudder*

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davesmusictank
Sep. 6th, 2018 02:09 am (UTC)
Plastic lizards? I shudder to think!
wantedonvoyage
Sep. 6th, 2018 02:35 am (UTC)
Hehe... if you have someone who enjoys that kind of thing, it can be fun to surprise them.

Did you see my post a while back about the toilet seat?
bourbonboweties
Sep. 6th, 2018 05:18 am (UTC)

Very life like plastic lizards, I hope!

spikesgirl58
Sep. 6th, 2018 03:09 pm (UTC)
Snicker...
seaivy
Sep. 6th, 2018 06:35 pm (UTC)
ah you are NOT your mother!
You are an appreciated Lizard Lady!
Go You!
man_of_snows
Sep. 6th, 2018 07:16 pm (UTC)

My day like this came when I was scrubbing the sink while talking to my mom on the phone and the cat decided to sniff the comet. I started yelling at the cat and my mom went into hysterics bc it is exactly how she yelled at us growing up when we did something extremely dumb.

dimity_blue
Sep. 7th, 2018 01:41 pm (UTC)
Is it bad that I'm really amused by this?
annelaure
Sep. 8th, 2018 10:11 pm (UTC)
lol ! I think it's quite hilarious too ! Specially to witness !
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