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September 5th, 2018

Sep. 5th, 2018

Back in the day, when the Sperm Donor used to go on deployment, my mother would put a few pranks in his footlocker.

I had a moment today that--DAMNIT!!!---I realized I'm pranking the spousebeast's luggage for the annual Fantasy Football Draft Weekend That Is Actually Four Days.

I.  Am.  Not.  Amused.  With.  Myself.  I am *not* my mother.

On the upside, the spousebeast finds this stuff hilarious.  He seems to almost look forward to what inappropriate shenanigans I have figured out this year.

Never marry a former standup comic.  It makes you up your game.  And buy plastic lizards.  *shudder*

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